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Peter bought a butter,

The butter Peter bought was bitter,

So Peter Bought A better butter,

To make the bitter butter better.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would,

as much as he could,

and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck wouldif a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Betty Botter had some butter,

But,

she said, "this butter's bitter.

If I bake this bitter butter,

it would make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.

So she bought a bit of butter,

better than her bitter butter,

And she baked it in her batter,

and the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

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Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesawBefore Soar saw See,

Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,

See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

But it was sad to see Soar so sore

Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

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