Y chewing gum kena ban............

Rasanya ramai yang dah tahu chewing gum is a
banned stuff In Singapore.cakap pasal chewing gum
dan Singapore nie.Ada satu cerita,Pm Singapore
pegi ke Thailand, dia makan malam dengan raja
Siam. Mula-mula diorang makan udang,pm Singapore
tanya Kat raja siam lepas makan udang ,apa orang
thailand buat Dengan kulit udang? Raja Siam jawab:
?kami tak buat apa.kami buang aje? Pm Singapore:
ooo kat Singapore ,kami recycle kulit udang Jadik
keropok udang, lepas tu kami eksport ke
Thailand?Lepas tu diorang makan limau plak.Pm
Singapore Tanya lagi ?Lepas makan limau, apa orang
Thailand buat dengan kulit limau?? Raja Siam jawab
?kami tak buat apa,kami buang aje? Pm Singapore:
ooo kat Singapore, kami recycle kulit limau jadik
Jus limau, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thailand?Last
sekali, diorang makan chewing gum.seperti biasa pm
Singapore pun Tanya ?apa orang Thailand buat
dengan chewing gum yang dah dimakan?? Raja Siam
jawab ?kami tak buat apa, kami!
buang aje? Pm Singapore: ooo kat Singapore, lepas
makan chewing gum, kami recycle Jadik kondom,
lpeas tu kami eksport ke Thailand? Raja Siam plak
Tanya: ?apa orang singapore buat dengan kondom
selepas digunakan?? Pm Singapore jawab: kami tak
buat apa, kami buang aje.? Raja Siam: ooo kat
Thailand, lepas guna kondom, kami recycle jadik
chewing gum, Lepas tu kami eksport ke Singapore?
Erk! muka Pm Singapore jadik merah padam? dan sebaik
saja pm Singapore Balik ke negaranya, dia terus
ban chewing gum di Singapore, sampai sekarang!
Itulah kisahnya, kenapa chewing gum di-ban kat
Singapore...

Sex z healthy ........

Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.

Giving oral sex massages the jaw....while burning32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually liketaking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.


oh k ......... have fun with SEX..................................

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Haze.................................

cendikiwan behind haze

Opposite BA under HAze
PIcture taken from Level 4 BA






u guys know wat?
UNITEN is covered by haze n my frens re hoping for a long leave like how the skools in USJ .... pity him......... i dun think we will get holiday.... for this stupid haze............

haze................. haze....................... haze.......
INfo About HAZE......... Those who dun know abt it................ read thiz....... k

Haze, Mist or Fog ?

Often, haze is confused with mist and fog. During the early morning or after rain showers when temperatures are low and humidity is high, mist and sometimes fog forms in valleys and lowlands, gradually clearing when the sun reappears. Mist and fog are formed as a result of the condensation of water vapour on particulates suspended in the atmosphere. Meteorologically, mist is defined as being present if diminished visibility occurs (with no other weather condition being present) and relative humidity of the atmosphere at the surface of the earth is above 95%. When the horizontal visibility falls below 1000 metres the phenomena is classified as fog.

Is Haze Harmful ?

Haze originating from natural sources such as sea salt and soildust is generally harmless to humans. Slight, transient haze visible in most towns and cities has not been proven to cause any serious long-term health effects on the population. However, during a severe haze episode, prolonged exposure to high concentrations of particulates can be harmful to health. Associated with previous haze episodes, there have been reports of increases in incidences of eye and throat irritations and respiratory difficulties among sensitive groups. During a haze episode, the public are strongly urged to follow the advice issued by the local health authorities.

How Can We Reduce The Incidence Of Haze?

Firstly, we should refrain from open burning of waste. Most incidences of local haze can be traced to this activity. Motor vehicles, due to their increasing numbers, are also major sources of haze particulates in urban areas. To reduce haze, vehicles should be well maintained. Choose fuels which are the least polluting. Large scale land clearing which exposes large tracts of barren land, not only results in soil erosion and degradation, but also provides a source of particulates to the atmosphere. Promoting efforts such as rapid replanting and staggered land clearing can reduce haze. Remember that every individual has a role to play to preserve the quality of our environment as a legacy for our future generations.

What Is The Government's Role?

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guysss be alert..........

hi, to all Foundation in Computer science students.............


ITs jz a reminder to all.........

8/8/2005---- physics test 1

19/8/2005------ caluculus mid term...........

be redi for it..k

oh ya....... anyone get any soalan bocor or tiozplz leave it at the comment coloumn....
it will be very usefull to everyone... k

thanks.........